REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG
9. So you can feel perfectly justified to guilt trip others who don't.
8. So you don't get nailed by the K-9 police.
7. So your kid doesn't have to do it on clean up day.
6. "We don't want to ruin the Disneyland like quality of downtown Juneau, now do we?"
5. The excuse that you are "Baggie Challenged" just doesn't fly.
4. So we can listen to the locals rag about something else on KINY's Problem Corner.
3. So tourists don't confuse the Wetlands trail with Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
2. Do you like stepping in dog poop? AND THE #1 REASON WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS PICK UP AFTER YOUR DOG...
1. Because it STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!
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